{"id":1008,"date":"2007-12-13T18:25:59","date_gmt":"2007-12-13T23:25:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/12\/13\/for-great-justice\/"},"modified":"2007-12-13T18:25:59","modified_gmt":"2007-12-13T23:25:59","slug":"for-great-justice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/12\/13\/for-great-justice\/","title":{"rendered":"For Great Justice"},"content":{"rendered":"

Found this<\/a> over at Seen On Slash<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Narrator: In A.D. 2007, war was beginning.<\/p>\n

MPAA\/RIAA: What happen ?
\nMechanic: Somebody set up us the bittorrent.
\nOperator: We get signal.
\nMPAA\/RIAA: What!
\nOperator: Main screen turn on.
\nMPAA\/RIAA: It’s you!!
\nPirate: How are you gentlemen!!
\nPirate: All your files are belong to us.
\nPirate: You are on the way to distribution.
\nMPAA\/RIAA: What you say!!
\nPirate: You have no chance to stay in business make your time.
\nPirate: Ha Ha Ha Ha ….
\nOperator: Mafiaa!!
\nMPAA\/RIAA: Take off every ‘LAWYER’!!
\nMPAA\/RIAA: You know what you doing.
\nMPAA\/RIAA: Move ‘LAWYER’.
\nMPAA\/RIAA: For great suits and settlements.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Found this over at Seen On Slash: Narrator: In A.D. 2007, war was beginning. MPAA\/RIAA: What happen ? Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bittorrent. Operator: We get signal. MPAA\/RIAA: What! Operator: Main screen turn on. MPAA\/RIAA: It’s you!! Pirate: How are you gentlemen!! Pirate: All your files are belong to us. Pirate: You are… Continue reading For Great Justice<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[85,46],"class_list":["post-1008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff","tag-geek","tag-humor","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pimUj-gg","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1007,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/12\/11\/applying-old-laws-to-new-technology\/","url_meta":{"origin":1008,"position":0},"title":"Applying Old Laws to New Technology","author":"Keith Survell","date":"December 11, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"You've probably heard of the RIAA and the MPAA (the Recording Industry Association of America and the Motion Picture Association of America, respectively) before. 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It should be well-known what is going on, because it's WRONG.","rel":"","context":"In "politics"","block_context":{"text":"politics","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/politics\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1337,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/09\/19\/its-talk-like-a-pirate-day\/","url_meta":{"origin":1008,"position":3},"title":"It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day!","author":"Keith Survell","date":"September 19, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Arrr, matey, ye best be talkin' like a pirate t'day ya fithly landlubber, or it's the plank for ye! 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