{"id":999,"date":"2011-01-11T08:21:06","date_gmt":"2011-01-11T13:21:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=999"},"modified":"2011-01-11T08:21:06","modified_gmt":"2011-01-11T13:21:06","slug":"oh-the-indignity-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2011\/01\/11\/oh-the-indignity-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, the Indignity!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, I’m happy to say that I’m no longer being force-fed Critical Care. On Monday morning I ate all of my breakfast and this finally seemed to satisfy dad, so he stopped picking me up twice per day to force-feed me.<\/p>\n

Still, just look at what I had to go through!<\/p>\n

\"gus<\/a>I’m pretty sure everybun out there will agree with me – this is awful. Is there a bunny version of the Geneva Convention? If there is, it should include a clause forbidding force-feeding like this.<\/p>\n

\"gus<\/a> I just wanted to get away, but dad and mum kept a hold on me. Although they tried many ways to feed me, I squirmed and wriggled and fought as much as I could, to make sure that it was as un-enjoyable for them as it was for me.<\/p>\n

And every time they fed me, I had to spend forever trying to clean my chin. NOT FUN.<\/p>\n

Anyway, I’m just glad it’s all over now, and I hope I NEVER <\/strong>have to go through all that again!!!<\/p>\n

-Gus<\/p>\n

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Gus really, really, really does not like being force-fed critical care, even if it’s for his own good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[17,10],"class_list":["post-999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-bunny-health","tag-gus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-g7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}