{"id":99,"date":"2008-01-28T09:46:45","date_gmt":"2008-01-28T13:46:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/01\/28\/i-got-brushed\/"},"modified":"2008-01-28T09:46:45","modified_gmt":"2008-01-28T13:46:45","slug":"i-got-brushed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/01\/28\/i-got-brushed\/","title":{"rendered":"I Got Brushed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, dad trapped me in his office and grabbed me and picked me up&#8230; and <em>brushed<\/em> me.<\/p>\n<p>Although I hate being picked up, this brushing\/grooming thing isn&#8217;t so bad once you get used to it. Dad said I looked like a homeless bunny because I was so shaggy. I dunno about that, dad.<\/p>\n<p>Betsy did say that I looked quite handsome afterwards, but I think she was just grateful that she didn&#8217;t get picked up, too.<\/p>\n<p>-Gus<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/gus-portrait.jpg\" alt=\"Gus\u2019s New Portrait\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, dad trapped me in his office and grabbed me and picked me up&#8230; and brushed me. Although I hate being picked up, this brushing\/grooming thing isn&#8217;t so bad once you get used to it. Dad said I looked like a homeless bunny because I was so shaggy. I dunno about that, dad. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[14,10],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","tag-grooming","tag-gus"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-1B","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}