{"id":97,"date":"2008-01-22T18:17:26","date_gmt":"2008-01-22T22:17:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/01\/22\/on-probation\/"},"modified":"2008-01-22T18:17:26","modified_gmt":"2008-01-22T22:17:26","slug":"on-probation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/01\/22\/on-probation\/","title":{"rendered":"On Probation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, dad has let us out of &#8220;jail&#8221; but we&#8217;re still banned from the other half of the house (his office and the guest bedroom).<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I will ever want to chew mom and dad&#8217;s furniture ever again if this is what happens when I do.<\/p>\n<p>-Gus<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/gus-portrait.jpg\" alt=\"Gus\u2019s New Portrait\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, dad has let us out of &#8220;jail&#8221; but we&#8217;re still banned from the other half of the house (his office and the guest bedroom). I don&#8217;t think I will ever want to chew mom and dad&#8217;s furniture ever again if this is what happens when I do. -Gus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[16,10],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","tag-bad-bunny","tag-gus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-1z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}