{"id":96,"date":"2008-01-21T09:43:04","date_gmt":"2008-01-21T13:43:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/01\/21\/were-in-jail\/"},"modified":"2008-01-21T09:43:04","modified_gmt":"2008-01-21T13:43:04","slug":"were-in-jail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/01\/21\/were-in-jail\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re in Jail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re in trouble. We got under the guest bed last night and&#8230; well, we just couldn&#8217;t help ourselves. I didn&#8217;t think it was so bad, but clearly dad disagrees. We&#8217;ve been put in jail for the day.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/2208609451\/\" title=\"bunny prison by Keithius, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2268\/2208609451_14353accba.jpg\" alt=\"bunny prison\" height=\"375\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/01\/21\/the-trial-against-the-bad-bunnies\/\">Dad has even started a trial for us<\/a>. At least he&#8217;s being sort of fair about<em> that<\/em>. On the advice of our counsel, we are of course pleading &#8220;cute and innocent.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Uh oh, our time at the computer is up. Gotta go!<\/p>\n<p>-Gus<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/gus-portrait.jpg\" alt=\"Gus\u2019s New Portrait\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re in trouble. We got under the guest bed last night and&#8230; well, we just couldn&#8217;t help ourselves. I didn&#8217;t think it was so bad, but clearly dad disagrees. We&#8217;ve been put in jail for the day. Dad has even started a trial for us. At least he&#8217;s being sort of fair about that. On [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-1y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}