{"id":85,"date":"2008-01-12T11:58:27","date_gmt":"2008-01-12T15:58:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/01\/12\/no-more-late-breakfasts\/"},"modified":"2008-01-12T18:37:43","modified_gmt":"2008-01-12T22:37:43","slug":"no-more-late-breakfasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/01\/12\/no-more-late-breakfasts\/","title":{"rendered":"No More Late Breakfasts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m very mad at dad and mum today. They were SO late with breakfast. I got fed up waiting for them and (with Betsy&#8217;s help) tossed our bunny forts all around our area, and chewed up a cardboard box in dad&#8217;s office, leaving bits of cardboard scattered all over the place.<\/p>\n<p>There is no excuse for not feeding me (I mean, us) on time!<\/p>\n<p>-Gus<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/gus-portrait.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Gus\u2019s New Portrait\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m very mad at dad and mum today. They were SO late with breakfast. I got fed up waiting for them and (with Betsy&#8217;s help) tossed our bunny forts all around our area, and chewed up a cardboard box in dad&#8217;s office, leaving bits of cardboard scattered all over the place. There is no excuse [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[10,19],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","tag-gus","tag-human-behavior"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-1n","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}