{"id":803,"date":"2010-04-12T16:33:42","date_gmt":"2010-04-12T21:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=803"},"modified":"2010-04-12T16:33:42","modified_gmt":"2010-04-12T21:33:42","slug":"nothing-is-afoot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2010\/04\/12\/nothing-is-afoot\/","title":{"rendered":"Nothing is Afoot"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dad came out of his office today while I was busy being in charge of the whole house.<\/p>\n

\"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

Dad didn’t understand why I was in the middle of the floor. I said, “why wouldn’t I be in the middle? Everything around me is mine, after all.”<\/p>\n

\"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

Dad didn’t think this was amusing at all.<\/p>\n

\"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

So I turned my back on him, to show him my disapproval.<\/p>\n

\"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

“Oh, you’re still there?”<\/p>\n

\"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

Then I got up on my hind legs to look around – y’know, because it’s important to keep an eye on every level of my domain – and then took off, leaving dad in the dust.<\/p>\n

It’s a tough job, but somebunny’s gotta do it.<\/p>\n

-Gus<\/p>\n

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Gus explains that absolutely nothing sinister is going on in his domain. Nope. Not at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[11,10],"class_list":["post-803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-bunny-behavior","tag-gus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-cX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=803"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}