{"id":797,"date":"2010-03-30T07:58:38","date_gmt":"2010-03-30T12:58:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=797"},"modified":"2010-03-30T07:58:38","modified_gmt":"2010-03-30T12:58:38","slug":"i-encompass-your-doom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2010\/03\/30\/i-encompass-your-doom\/","title":{"rendered":"I Encompass Your Doom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mum and dad are always asking what I&#8217;m thinking about when I&#8217;m bunched up and sitting under my box.<\/p>\n<p>The other day I got tired of them always asking, so I broke down and told them:<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"betsy plotting our doom - with text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/4475572729\/\"><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"betsy plotting our doom - with text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/4476360718\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2784\/4476360718_6939f114cf.jpg\" alt=\"betsy plotting our doom - with text\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/a>They&#8217;ve stopped asking now.<\/p>\n<p>-Betsy<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"59\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2007\/12\/07\/moving-furniture\/betsys-new-portrait\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"143,136\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"Betsy&amp;#8217;s New Portrait\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-59\" title=\"Betsy's New Portrait\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"128\" height=\"121\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Betsy explains what she&#8217;s doing all day when it looks like she&#8217;s sleeping. (Hint: she&#8217;s not sleeping.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[9,11,51],"class_list":["post-797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-betsy","tag-bunny-behavior","tag-funny"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-cR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}