{"id":7876,"date":"2025-04-03T08:34:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-03T12:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=7876"},"modified":"2025-04-03T08:34:00","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T12:34:00","slug":"princess-not-a-present","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2025\/04\/03\/princess-not-a-present\/","title":{"rendered":"Princess, not a Present"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Matilda says: &#8220;I&#8217;m a princess, not a present!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/matilda-im-a-princess-not-a-present.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" data-attachment-id=\"7877\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2025\/04\/03\/princess-not-a-present\/matilda-im-a-princess-not-a-present\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/matilda-im-a-princess-not-a-present.png\" data-orig-size=\"4592,3064\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"matilda &amp;#8211; i&amp;#8217;m a princess not a present\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/matilda-im-a-princess-not-a-present-300x200.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/matilda-im-a-princess-not-a-present-1024x683.png\" src=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/matilda-im-a-princess-not-a-present-1024x683.png\" alt=\"Matilda the lop-eared rabbit with the text &quot;I'm a princess, not a present. Don't give live rabbits as presents for Easter (or any time).&quot;\" class=\"wp-image-7877\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/matilda-im-a-princess-not-a-present-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/matilda-im-a-princess-not-a-present-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/matilda-im-a-princess-not-a-present-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/matilda-im-a-princess-not-a-present-1536x1025.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/matilda-im-a-princess-not-a-present-2048x1367.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>As always, all of us here &#8211; human and rabbit alike &#8211; encourage people to give chocolate or stuffed toy rabbits as gifts; never live rabbits. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matilda says: &#8220;I&#8217;m a princess, not a present!&#8221; As always, all of us here &#8211; human and rabbit alike &#8211; encourage people to give chocolate or stuffed toy rabbits as gifts; never live rabbits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[25,32,99],"class_list":["post-7876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rabbit-activism","tag-bunny","tag-easter","tag-rabbit-activism"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-232","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7876"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7878,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7876\/revisions\/7878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}