{"id":770,"date":"2010-02-09T08:46:05","date_gmt":"2010-02-09T13:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=770"},"modified":"2010-02-09T08:46:05","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T13:46:05","slug":"im-in-the-chair-so-im-the-boss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2010\/02\/09\/im-in-the-chair-so-im-the-boss\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m in the chair, so I&#8217;m the boss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I think dad gets the mistaken idea that he&#8217;s the boss around here because he sits in chairs instead of on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>So I decided to <em>correct him<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"gus is the boss\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/4343569646\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2776\/4343569646_5078696c27.jpg\" alt=\"gus is the boss\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You see, dad? I can sit in the chair too.<\/p>\n<p>Which means <em>I&#8217;m the boss<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"handsome white bunny in red chair\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/4343569832\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4039\/4343569832_af13078356.jpg\" alt=\"handsome white bunny in red chair\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now go fetch me some treats.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"blocked by bunnies\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/4343570084\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4055\/4343570084_9244d17fc8.jpg\" alt=\"blocked by bunnies\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As you can imagine, though, dad didn&#8217;t give me any treats. So Betsy and I blocked him in his office for a while and wouldn&#8217;t let him out.<\/p>\n<p>Not as satisfying as treats, but still a good day&#8217;s work if you ask me.<\/p>\n<p>-Gus<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"128\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/02\/28\/dads-been-taking-pictures-again\/guss-newer-portrait\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"212,158\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"Gus&amp;#8217;s Newer Portrait\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-128\" title=\"Gus's Newer Portrait\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"128\" height=\"95\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gus shows his dad who&#8217;s the boss by sitting in his chair!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[11,10],"class_list":["post-770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-bunny-behavior","tag-gus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-cq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}