{"id":745,"date":"2010-01-15T06:00:35","date_gmt":"2010-01-15T11:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=745"},"modified":"2010-01-14T20:52:03","modified_gmt":"2010-01-15T01:52:03","slug":"we-are-grounded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2010\/01\/15\/we-are-grounded\/","title":{"rendered":"We Are Grounded"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dad has grounded us – or put us in “lockdown” as he calls it – for misbehaving.<\/p>\n

I don’t know what he’s talking about. We didn’t do anything bad.<\/p>\n

…Except for rip up the carpet a bit.<\/p>\n

…And get on the couch and scratch it.<\/p>\n

…And get under the side table and scratch that.<\/p>\n

…And worm our way behind the couch where we’re not allowed (and haven’t been for years).<\/p>\n

…And chomp on the power cord to a lamp.<\/p>\n

…And continue chomping on the power cord to a lamp, after being told off by mummy, while she is still standing there watching me.<\/p>\n

But other than that, we’ve been perfect little angel bunnies!<\/p>\n

It’s so<\/em> unfair.<\/p>\n

-Betsy<\/p>\n

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