{"id":715,"date":"2009-11-23T17:44:43","date_gmt":"2009-11-23T22:44:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=715"},"modified":"2009-11-23T17:44:43","modified_gmt":"2009-11-23T22:44:43","slug":"new-bunny-area-but-whats-the-catch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2009\/11\/23\/new-bunny-area-but-whats-the-catch\/","title":{"rendered":"New Bunny Area – But What’s the Catch?"},"content":{"rendered":"

You can imagine my surprise when I came out yesterday to find this new, larger bunny area set up in the living room:<\/p>\n

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It’s absolutely huge, but of course whenever dad and mum do something extra-nice, I always question their motives. Does this mean we’re going to the vet soon or something?<\/p>\n

Well, as it turns out, mum and dad are going to LEAVE US <\/strong>for a WHOLE MONTH <\/strong>while they go to someplace sunny and warm – someplace called “Australia”, where mum’s family lives.<\/p>\n

We will be stuck here with a friend of mum’s who’s going to (supposedly<\/em>) give us treats.<\/p>\n

Great. Now we’ve got a total newbie to train all over again<\/em>. Do you have any idea how long it took me to train mum & dad to give me treats just right, or to make my meals just the way I like? Well, it wasn’t actually that long (because I’m that good) but still it was work that I don’t look forward to doing again.<\/p>\n

ESPECIALLY <\/strong>since dad said something about us being kept in this new area all day, instead of being left to roam around the house freely. (Something about “not trusting us” while he’s not home all day…)<\/p>\n

Fortunately, Betsy has already started looking into escape routes… but I’m not going to say any more about that just yet.<\/p>\n

So you go have your fun, mum and dad… we’ll see how your futile attempts at containing us work out! Bunnies cannot be contained! Ha ha ha!<\/p>\n

-Gus<\/p>\n

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