{"id":637,"date":"2009-07-20T20:04:16","date_gmt":"2009-07-21T01:04:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=637"},"modified":"2009-07-20T20:04:16","modified_gmt":"2009-07-21T01:04:16","slug":"betsys-been-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2009\/07\/20\/betsys-been-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"Betsy’s Been Bad"},"content":{"rendered":"

Betsy got into some BIG<\/strong> trouble this weekend.<\/p>\n

While mum and dad were out doing the grocery shopping (for us, of course) she got up on the couch (again).<\/p>\n

But that’s not the worst of it… she got up there and she CHEWED a BIG HOLE in the couch cushion. (Well, kind of big… anyway, big enough to be noticed.)<\/p>\n

Mum and dad were SO mad when they got back and found out.<\/p>\n

Dad was especially disappointed. So as punishment he picked Betsy up (she hates that) and… well, these pictures kind of tell the rest of the story.<\/p>\n

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Dad said that this is what happens to bad bunnies.<\/p>\n

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Dad apparently has a dark side when it comes to major bunny damage.<\/p>\n

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Betsy was not enjoying this. But I think that was the point.<\/p>\n

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I could hear her say “get me out of here!”<\/p>\n

I tried to tell Betsy it was her own fault, but she wouldn’t listen to me.<\/p>\n

After that, dad kept us in lockdown for 3 days. (I was given extra treats to make up for having to be locked up too – one litterbox and all that.)<\/p>\n

I can only hope Betsy learned her lesson and will stay away from the couch, and stick with things left on the floor – those kinds of things mum and dad can’t get mad at us for chewing (after all, they are the ones who leave them on the floor, right?)<\/p>\n

-Gus<\/p>\n

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Betsy learns what happens to bad bunnies who chew things that they shouldn’t!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[16,9,10],"class_list":["post-637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-bad-bunny","tag-betsy","tag-gus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-ah","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}