{"id":621,"date":"2009-06-23T18:33:04","date_gmt":"2009-06-23T23:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=621"},"modified":"2009-06-23T18:33:04","modified_gmt":"2009-06-23T23:33:04","slug":"its-not-dads-chair-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2009\/06\/23\/its-not-dads-chair-anymore\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s Not Dad’s Chair Anymore!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dad’s had “his”\u00a0 new chair around for a while, but the other day I got to thinking… what’s it really<\/em> like up there?<\/p>\n

So I decided to find out.<\/p>\n

\"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

I think it’s safer to start here on the box. That way I can see what I’m jumping into.<\/p>\n

\"gus-chair-1\"<\/a><\/p>\n

OK, getting ready… everything smells OK.<\/p>\n

\"gus-chair-2\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I guess I can just…<\/p>\n

\"gus-chair-3\"<\/a><\/p>\n

…Jump onto the chair!<\/p>\n

\"gus-chair-4\"<\/a><\/p>\n

There, that wasn’t so bad.<\/p>\n

\"gus-chair-5\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Now to see what all the fuss is about.<\/p>\n

\"gus-chair-6\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Hmmm… yep, smells like dad. Probably tastes like him, too.<\/p>\n

\"gus-chair-7\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Interesting texture.<\/p>\n

\"gus-chair-8\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Oh HI dad. What are you doing over there? Oh me? I’m just STEALING YOUR CHAIR MWA HA HA HA HA!!!<\/p>\n

\"gus-chair-9\"<\/a><\/p>\n

What’s up here… WHOAH!<\/p>\n

\"gus-chair-10\"<\/a><\/p>\n

OK, middle is definitely the safest part.<\/p>\n

\"gus-chair-11\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I wonder if dad would mind me digging…<\/p>\n

\"gus-chair-12\"<\/a><\/p>\n

OK, I guess he doesn’t like that.<\/p>\n

Well, I guess I’ll get down now… let’s see… what would be the easiest way… hmmm…<\/p>\n

\"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

Of course, the easiest way down is the way I came up!<\/p>\n

\"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

Wait a sec, I need to sniff this red thing before I get down.<\/p>\n

Well, I’m happy to report that dad’s chair is:<\/p>\n