{"id":598,"date":"2009-05-03T19:11:41","date_gmt":"2009-05-04T00:11:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=598"},"modified":"2009-05-03T19:11:41","modified_gmt":"2009-05-04T00:11:41","slug":"oh-the-indignity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2009\/05\/03\/oh-the-indignity\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, The Indignity"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today dad picked me up and carried me to mummy, who was smiling in a way I didn’t like.<\/p>\n

Turns out, I had good reason to be suspicious of her motives – just look!<\/p>\n

\"betsy<\/a><\/p>\n

Turns out she’d bought some little costumes at the store.<\/p>\n

\"betsy<\/a><\/p>\n

I don’t like this.<\/p>\n

\"betsy<\/a><\/p>\n

I will make you suffer for this indignity.<\/p>\n

\"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

Eventually dad brought Gus into the party. Misery loves company, after all.<\/p>\n

\"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

Gus didn’t understand it any more than I did.<\/p>\n

\"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

I don’t think the crown fit him very well, either.<\/p>\n

\"buns<\/a><\/p>\n

Bunnies should not be dressed up!<\/p>\n

\"buns<\/a><\/p>\n

This is just silly mummy, take it off!<\/p>\n

\"roles<\/a><\/p>\n

No, wait, that’s not what I meant!!<\/p>\n

\"princess<\/a><\/p>\n

I wonder if it’d be OK if I took a flying leap off this table…<\/p>\n

\"betsy<\/a><\/p>\n

I don’t need no stinkin’ crown to know I’m the boss around here!<\/p>\n

\"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

Gus did not like the implications made by this costume.<\/p>\n

\"the<\/a><\/p>\n

This is just not right.<\/p>\n

After that, mum took the clothes off of us and dad helped her put us back down on the ground. Fortunately, the whole ordeal didn’t take more than a few minutes… but it was still degrading in a way that bunnies should not be subjected to.<\/p>\n

I’ll have to think of something particularly valuable to chew on tonight to make up for this injustice.<\/p>\n

-Betsy<\/p>\n

\"Betsy's<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Outrage at the indignity of dressing up your pets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[9,39,19],"class_list":["post-598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-betsy","tag-cute","tag-human-behavior"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-9E","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}