{"id":507,"date":"2009-01-23T08:34:12","date_gmt":"2009-01-23T13:34:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=507"},"modified":"2011-03-13T11:56:16","modified_gmt":"2011-03-13T16:56:16","slug":"organic-paper-shredding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2009\/01\/23\/organic-paper-shredding\/","title":{"rendered":"Organic Paper Shredding"},"content":{"rendered":"

The other day dad caught me pulling down paper from one of his lower-to-the-ground side tables in his office. But instead of getting mad at me, he just took the paper away and gave me different paper to rip up. Thanks, dad!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ripping up paper is such fun. (Gus helped, too.)<\/p>\n

When dad came back and saw the work we’d done, he called us his little “organic paper shredders.” He even said maybe we could make a living out of selling our services as “organic” paper shredders.<\/p>\n

Uh, no thanks dad – you’re the one who has to “work.” We don’t call you “bunny slave” for no reason, y’know. But nice try there, trying to make us earn our keep!<\/p>\n

We don’t mind helping you out from time to time with your shredding needs, but this isn’t our day job!<\/p>\n

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I don’t think dad’s idea would have worked, anyway. We may be “organic” but we’re not terribly fast. I guess that’s what happens when you enjoy what you are doing too much – you don’t rush it! And ripping paper… mmmm<\/em>… so much fun!<\/p>\n

Speaking of which… dad I think it’s time to give me some more paper to rip up!!<\/p>\n

-Betsy<\/p>\n

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