{"id":488,"date":"2009-01-06T09:09:08","date_gmt":"2009-01-06T14:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=488"},"modified":"2009-01-06T09:09:08","modified_gmt":"2009-01-06T14:09:08","slug":"a-message-from-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2009\/01\/06\/a-message-from-dad\/","title":{"rendered":"A Message From Dad"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dad says that someone’s told him that they’re having trouble when leaving our website. Being a particularly weird sort of human, he takes those sorts of problems seriously.<\/p>\n

If it was me, I’d say just nibble the cords on your computer until the problem goes away. I hear Betsy is available for this sort of work, if you need help.<\/p>\n

You may also want to try having a rabbit sit near your computer and disapprove of it. I’m sure the concentrated disapproval will scare your computer into behaving correctly.<\/p>\n

Dad says if you have problems with our website you can get in touch with him here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

OK dad, now I did your silly announcement – now give me a treat!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

-Gus
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