{"id":393,"date":"2008-11-09T12:42:37","date_gmt":"2008-11-09T16:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=393"},"modified":"2008-11-09T12:42:37","modified_gmt":"2008-11-09T16:42:37","slug":"simple-needs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/11\/09\/simple-needs\/","title":{"rendered":"Simple Needs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"two buns, one litter box\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/3015390963\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3204\/3015390963_6f75d2d57c.jpg\" alt=\"two buns, one litter box\" width=\"500\" height=\"323\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dad didn&#8217;t understand why we were both in the litter box at the same time. Dad just doesn&#8217;t understand me sometimes &#8211; I&#8217;m not a complicated bunny. I have simple needs.<\/p>\n<p>Like being groomed.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"groom me\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/3016226466\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3247\/3016226466_8b6be8cb61.jpg\" alt=\"groom me\" width=\"500\" height=\"330\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;<em>Groom me. Now.<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>I will admit, this approach doesn&#8217;t always work. (It didn&#8217;t this time either; but I got the litter box to myself after that, so it was still a win for me!)<\/p>\n<p>-Gus<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"128\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/02\/28\/dads-been-taking-pictures-again\/guss-newer-portrait\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"212,158\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"Gus&amp;#8217;s Newer Portrait\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-128\" title=\"Gus's Newer Portrait\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"128\" height=\"95\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dad didn&#8217;t understand why we were both in the litter box at the same time. Dad just doesn&#8217;t understand me sometimes &#8211; I&#8217;m not a complicated bunny. I have simple needs. Like being groomed. &#8220;Groom me. Now.&#8220; I will admit, this approach doesn&#8217;t always work. (It didn&#8217;t this time either; but I got the litter [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[11,14,10],"class_list":["post-393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-bunny-behavior","tag-grooming","tag-gus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-6l","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}