{"id":350,"date":"2008-10-18T10:15:37","date_gmt":"2008-10-18T14:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=350"},"modified":"2008-10-18T10:15:37","modified_gmt":"2008-10-18T14:15:37","slug":"dads-gone-crazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/10\/18\/dads-gone-crazy\/","title":{"rendered":"Dad&#8217;s Gone Crazy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think dad may have gone crazy. Maybe he&#8217;s trying to make up for the unspeakable act of leaving us at the vet for a week. I don&#8217;t know. But last night, after feeding us, he sat down outside our enclosure and <em>read us a bedtime story<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"352\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/10\/18\/dads-gone-crazy\/guess-how-much-i-love-you\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/guess-how-much-i-love-you.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"503,591\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Guess How Much I Love You\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/guess-how-much-i-love-you-255x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/guess-how-much-i-love-you.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-352\" title=\"Guess How Much I Love You\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/guess-how-much-i-love-you.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"587\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/guess-how-much-i-love-you.jpg 503w, https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/guess-how-much-i-love-you-255x300.jpg 255w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Maybe it was because it had rabbits (hares, actually) in it?<\/p>\n<p>I mean, it was a nice story and all (Betsy wasn&#8217;t impressed &#8211; she&#8217;s not the sentimental type) and it <em>did<\/em> make me sleepy&#8230; but still&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Do any other buns&#8217; humans do this sort of weird stuff??<\/p>\n<p>-Gus<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"128\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/02\/28\/dads-been-taking-pictures-again\/guss-newer-portrait\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"212,158\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"Gus&amp;#8217;s Newer Portrait\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-128\" title=\"Gus's Newer Portrait\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"128\" height=\"95\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think dad may have gone crazy. Maybe he&#8217;s trying to make up for the unspeakable act of leaving us at the vet for a week. I don&#8217;t know. But last night, after feeding us, he sat down outside our enclosure and read us a bedtime story. Maybe it was because it had rabbits (hares, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[10,19],"class_list":["post-350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-gus","tag-human-behavior"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-5E","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}