{"id":28,"date":"2007-05-22T08:21:23","date_gmt":"2007-05-22T12:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2007\/05\/22\/i-hate-the-smell-of-bacon\/"},"modified":"2007-11-25T11:36:22","modified_gmt":"2007-11-25T15:36:22","slug":"i-hate-the-smell-of-bacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2007\/05\/22\/i-hate-the-smell-of-bacon\/","title":{"rendered":"I Hate the Smell of Bacon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My dad cooked some of that awful bacon stuff that he eats sometimes. Ugh! The smell just makes my fur stand on end! So I ran off into the bedroom and  hid under the bed.<\/p>\n<p>Shortly after, Betsy followed me. She&#8217;s always following me around.<\/p>\n<p>Which reminds me, I was very upset at her last night. I wanted her to groom my head, but instead she humped me! I was very upset, so I grunted at her and chased her into the cottontail cottage.<\/p>\n<p>All in all, not a great night.<\/p>\n<p>-Gus<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/gus_portrait.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Gus\u2019s Portrait\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My dad cooked some of that awful bacon stuff that he eats sometimes. Ugh! The smell just makes my fur stand on end! So I ran off into the bedroom and hid under the bed. Shortly after, Betsy followed me. She&#8217;s always following me around. Which reminds me, I was very upset at her last [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[16,11,10],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","tag-bad-bunny","tag-bunny-behavior","tag-gus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-s","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}