{"id":277,"date":"2008-08-06T19:39:58","date_gmt":"2008-08-06T23:39:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=277"},"modified":"2008-08-06T19:39:58","modified_gmt":"2008-08-06T23:39:58","slug":"an-escape-gone-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/08\/06\/an-escape-gone-wrong\/","title":{"rendered":"An Escape Gone Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When mummy gets sad, she sometimes says &#8220;I want a bunny,&#8221; after which dad heaves a big sigh and then chases us around the house until he catches us, picks us up (<strong>!!!<\/strong>) and puts us in mummy&#8217;s lap, where she pets us for a while.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, this happened again. Gus was the first to be grabbed, and then it was my turn. After a while, I just didn&#8217;t want to be held anymore, so I tried to climb away from mummy.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/2739790460\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3234\/2739790460_ce1b831534.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"betsy on top of the couch\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My escape plan didn&#8217;t go well.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/2739790668\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3154\/2739790668_0880998a0a.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"betsy on top of the couch 3\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ummm&#8230; how do I get down from here?<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/2739790632\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3158\/2739790632_77d7628e91.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"betsy on top of (and slightly behind) the couch\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is not good.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/2739790568\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3249\/2739790568_b5f4ab28bd.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"betsy on top of the couch 2\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I guess it&#8217;s an improvement &#8211; I&#8217;m not being held. But it&#8217;s tough to get your footing up there!<\/p>\n<p>Eventually I did get down.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Note to self:<\/strong> climbing <em>up<\/em> on mummy doesn&#8217;t work well.<\/p>\n<p>Though it was fun to be on the couch!<\/p>\n<p>-Betsy<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"59\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2007\/12\/07\/moving-furniture\/betsys-new-portrait\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"143,136\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"Betsy&amp;#8217;s New Portrait\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-59\" title=\"Betsy\\'s New Portrait\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"128\" height=\"121\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When mummy gets sad, she sometimes says &#8220;I want a bunny,&#8221; after which dad heaves a big sigh and then chases us around the house until he catches us, picks us up (!!!) and puts us in mummy&#8217;s lap, where she pets us for a while. Last night, this happened again. Gus was the first [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[9,11],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-betsy","tag-bunny-behavior"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-4t","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}