{"id":270,"date":"2008-08-01T21:59:51","date_gmt":"2008-08-02T01:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=270"},"modified":"2008-08-01T22:02:14","modified_gmt":"2008-08-02T02:02:14","slug":"dads-so-weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/08\/01\/dads-so-weird\/","title":{"rendered":"Dad&#8217;s So Weird"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every morning, when dad first comes out, he says hi to us. But he doesn&#8217;t say it normal &#8211; he does his best <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rabbitbites.com\">Chou Chou<\/a> impression and says:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Good morning, ladies, you got yourself a cup of java?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I hate to break it to you, dad, but you&#8217;re not on <a href=\"http:\/\/rabbitbites.com\/blog\/?cat=18\">Coffee with Chou<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Weirdo.<\/p>\n<p>-Betsy<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"59\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2007\/12\/07\/moving-furniture\/betsys-new-portrait\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"143,136\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"Betsy&amp;#8217;s New Portrait\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-59\" title=\"Betsy\\'s New Portrait\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"128\" height=\"121\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every morning, when dad first comes out, he says hi to us. But he doesn&#8217;t say it normal &#8211; he does his best Chou Chou impression and says: &#8220;Good morning, ladies, you got yourself a cup of java?&#8221; I hate to break it to you, dad, but you&#8217;re not on Coffee with Chou. Weirdo. -Betsy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[9,19],"class_list":["post-270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","tag-betsy","tag-human-behavior"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-4m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}