{"id":23,"date":"2007-05-02T20:53:59","date_gmt":"2007-05-03T00:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2007\/05\/02\/the-scary-vet\/"},"modified":"2007-11-25T11:35:17","modified_gmt":"2007-11-25T15:35:17","slug":"the-scary-vet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2007\/05\/02\/the-scary-vet\/","title":{"rendered":"The Scary Vet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My dad <em>tricked<\/em> me yesterday! He offered me treats &#8211; my favorite, dried cranberries &#8211; but he just ended up sticking the both of us into the nasty car carrier and driving us to the vet! Oh how I hate going there!<\/p>\n<p>I especially don&#8217;t like the bit where they stick that thing in my mouth and look at my teeth. And then my dad had the audacity to <em>leave<\/em> us there! Something about our teeth having &#8220;points&#8221; or something like that. I don&#8217;t really remember much else &#8211; I think I fell asleep! But I was not happy with him. When we got home I went straight under the bed in protest, and when Betsy didn&#8217;t come, I went out and got her and together we sulked under the bed.<\/p>\n<p>My dad pleaded with us the next day to forgive him, and he apologized (while also reminding us that we only go to the vet once a year), but still&#8230; I don&#8217;t like the vet!!<\/p>\n<p>-Gus<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/gus_portrait.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Gus\u2019s Portrait\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My dad tricked me yesterday! He offered me treats &#8211; my favorite, dried cranberries &#8211; but he just ended up sticking the both of us into the nasty car carrier and driving us to the vet! Oh how I hate going there! I especially don&#8217;t like the bit where they stick that thing in my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[17,10],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","tag-bunny-health","tag-gus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-n","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}