{"id":2150,"date":"2017-04-14T19:20:30","date_gmt":"2017-04-14T23:20:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=2150"},"modified":"2017-04-04T18:07:04","modified_gmt":"2017-04-04T22:07:04","slug":"pondering-poop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2017\/04\/14\/pondering-poop\/","title":{"rendered":"Pondering Poop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you thinking about getting a bunny rabbit because it&#8217;s Easter? If so, then let me ask you a question: do you have any idea how much a bunny poops?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/chuck-do-you-have-any-idea-how-much-I-poop.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2151\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2017\/04\/14\/pondering-poop\/chuck-do-you-have-any-idea-how-much-i-poop\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/chuck-do-you-have-any-idea-how-much-I-poop.png\" data-orig-size=\"4592,3177\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"chuck &amp;#8211; do you have any idea how much I poop\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/chuck-do-you-have-any-idea-how-much-I-poop-1024x708.png\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2151\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/chuck-do-you-have-any-idea-how-much-I-poop-1024x708.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"625\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/chuck-do-you-have-any-idea-how-much-I-poop-1024x708.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/chuck-do-you-have-any-idea-how-much-I-poop-300x208.png 300w, https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/chuck-do-you-have-any-idea-how-much-I-poop-768x531.png 768w, https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/chuck-do-you-have-any-idea-how-much-I-poop-624x432.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a>Because we poop <em><strong>a lot.<\/strong><\/em> If you are not OK with cleaning our litter box (and yes, it should be a litter box and not some crummy cage with a wire floor that hurts our feet) every day for the next 10 years, then maybe stick with chocolate bunnies instead.<\/p>\n<p><strong>-Chuck<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you thinking about getting a bunny rabbit because it&#8217;s Easter? If so, then let me ask you a question: do you have any idea how much a bunny poops? Because we poop a lot. 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