{"id":199,"date":"2008-05-29T08:45:32","date_gmt":"2008-05-29T12:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=199"},"modified":"2008-07-07T23:10:56","modified_gmt":"2008-07-08T03:10:56","slug":"guard-rabbit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/05\/29\/guard-rabbit\/","title":{"rendered":"Guard Rabbit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I was laying outside of dad&#8217;s office, guarding it.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"guarding dad's office by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/2533895160\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3132\/2533895160_ba8319816f.jpg\" alt=\"guarding dad's office\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dad was too scared to come out of his office with ME there!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"you dissapoint me by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/2533895124\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2196\/2533895124_28f2c5a251.jpg\" alt=\"you dissapoint me\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So I gave him some concentrated &#8220;rabbit disapproval.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"gus says - you suck by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/2533081565\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2216\/2533081565_6b16e2b7f4.jpg\" alt=\"gus says - you suck\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You didn&#8217;t give me enough treats today, dad&#8230; therefore, <strong>YOU SUCK!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Later I found dad slumped over in his chair shivering&#8230; I guess I may have laid on the disapproval a little too heavy, so I came in and talked him out of his slump.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"hanging out in dad's office by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/2533895226\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3077\/2533895226_e47d3d961a.jpg\" alt=\"hanging out in dad's office\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s OK dad. Just don&#8217;t let it happen again, OK? Treats at 7:30am <strong>sharp<\/strong> next time, got it?<\/p>\n<p>I must be going soft in my old age.<\/p>\n<p>-Gus<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"128\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/02\/28\/dads-been-taking-pictures-again\/guss-newer-portrait\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"212,158\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"Gus&amp;#8217;s Newer Portrait\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-128\" title=\"Gus\\'s Newer Portrait\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"111\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I was laying outside of dad&#8217;s office, guarding it. Dad was too scared to come out of his office with ME there! So I gave him some concentrated &#8220;rabbit disapproval.&#8221; You didn&#8217;t give me enough treats today, dad&#8230; therefore, YOU SUCK! Later I found dad slumped over in his chair shivering&#8230; I guess I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[10,19,40,46],"class_list":["post-199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-gus","tag-human-behavior","tag-rabbit-behavior","tag-rabbit-disapproval"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-3d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}