{"id":187,"date":"2008-05-12T08:31:29","date_gmt":"2008-05-12T12:31:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=187"},"modified":"2008-05-12T08:31:29","modified_gmt":"2008-05-12T12:31:29","slug":"no-treats-bunny-abuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/05\/12\/no-treats-bunny-abuse\/","title":{"rendered":"No Treats = Bunny Abuse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend, we escaped (again). Dad wasn&#8217;t very happy, so he didn&#8217;t give us treats.<\/p>\n<p>I submit that depriving rabbits of their rightful morning treats is tantamount to &#8220;bunny abuse.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, every time we escape, dad finds a way to stop us from getting out that way again. Eventually we&#8217;re going to run out of tricks!<\/p>\n<p>Also: I found a way under the bed this weekend when no one was looking &#8211; all by myself! And mum and dad thought I was still in the office, so they even closed the door and left me in there! It was great!<\/p>\n<p>Well, it was great until dad realized where I was&#8230; and then realized that I&#8217;d&#8230; um&#8230; chewed his phone cord&#8230; again&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I had to spend a while sitting alone in the dark of the bathroom for that one. It wasn&#8217;t fun. So that&#8217;s why when this morning Betsy said she&#8217;d found a way behind the couch, I declined to go with her &#8211; and a good thing, too. Mummy was NOT happy when she found Betsy behind the couch!<\/p>\n<p>When I put it like that, it seems like we had a very eventful weekend, even though it didn&#8217;t feel like it. Dad&#8217;s computer thing was &#8220;under construction&#8221; all weekend, so that&#8217;s why we didn&#8217;t write.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I&#8217;m going to go stretch my legs in the living room for a bit. Later!<\/p>\n<p>-Gus<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"128\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/02\/28\/dads-been-taking-pictures-again\/guss-newer-portrait\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"212,158\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"Gus&amp;#8217;s Newer Portrait\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-128\" title=\"Gus\\'s Newer Portrait\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"111\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend, we escaped (again). Dad wasn&#8217;t very happy, so he didn&#8217;t give us treats. I submit that depriving rabbits of their rightful morning treats is tantamount to &#8220;bunny abuse.&#8221; Unfortunately, every time we escape, dad finds a way to stop us from getting out that way again. Eventually we&#8217;re going to run out of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[16,11,34,10],"class_list":["post-187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","tag-bad-bunny","tag-bunny-behavior","tag-destructo-bun","tag-gus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-31","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}