{"id":180,"date":"2008-05-05T05:00:46","date_gmt":"2008-05-05T09:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=180"},"modified":"2008-05-04T18:17:39","modified_gmt":"2008-05-04T22:17:39","slug":"watching-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/05\/05\/watching-dad\/","title":{"rendered":"Watching Dad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"gus staring at dad by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/2465900762\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3154\/2465900762_a7862bc868.jpg\" alt=\"gus staring at dad\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It creeps dad out when I sit behind him in his office and just stare at him. He&#8217;ll turn around and say &#8220;Gus, what are you doing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If I really want to freak him out, I don&#8217;t say anything. But I always think of things I could say:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;m plotting your inevitable demise.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Setting you on fire&#8230; with my mind!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Wondering why you haven&#8217;t fed me yet, and how to properly punish you for this transgression.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>-Gus<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"128\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/02\/28\/dads-been-taking-pictures-again\/guss-newer-portrait\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"212,158\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"Gus&amp;#8217;s Newer Portrait\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-128\" title=\"Gus\\'s Newer Portrait\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"111\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It creeps dad out when I sit behind him in his office and just stare at him. He&#8217;ll turn around and say &#8220;Gus, what are you doing?&#8221; If I really want to freak him out, I don&#8217;t say anything. But I always think of things I could say: &#8220;I&#8217;m plotting your inevitable demise.&#8221; &#8220;Setting you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[10,40],"class_list":["post-180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-gus","tag-rabbit-behavior"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-2U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}