{"id":1642,"date":"2014-02-21T08:30:03","date_gmt":"2014-02-21T13:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=1642"},"modified":"2014-02-21T07:55:48","modified_gmt":"2014-02-21T12:55:48","slug":"behind-bars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2014\/02\/21\/behind-bars\/","title":{"rendered":"Behind Bars (Again)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"betsy's jail face by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/12363110125\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"betsy's jail face\" src=\"https:\/\/v4s.yimg.com\/sk\/3678\/12363110125_4deb3cd192_z.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, I&#8217;m in jail&#8230; again. Dad&#8217;s got me locked up in my area and isn&#8217;t letting me out (except for short and closely supervised time in the morning and evening).<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"betsy disapproves of everything by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/12674677005\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"betsy disapproves of everything\" src=\"https:\/\/s1.yimg.com\/sj\/2886\/12674677005_cdf4a124ff_z.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m innocent, though! I was framed! It was, uh, some other bunny who peed on the carpet, not me!<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s that? Mumm said she saw me do it? Right in front of her own eyes? Um&#8230; maybe she was hallucinating?<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"betsy behind bars by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/12363550164\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"betsy behind bars\" src=\"https:\/\/s2.yimg.com\/sm\/5484\/12363550164_04d9b8e9bf_z.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As you can imagine, being locked up like this is very exhausting. I hope I can get out soon!<\/p>\n<p>-Betsy<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/betsy-face-closeup-iphone-e1264080407187.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"754\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2010\/01\/21\/letter-to-my-auntie\/betsy-face-closeup-iphone\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/betsy-face-closeup-iphone-e1264080407187.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"350,466\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 3GS&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1263862897&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.85&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;968&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.1&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"betsy face closeup \" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/betsy-face-closeup-iphone-225x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/betsy-face-closeup-iphone-e1264080407187.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-754\" alt=\"betsy face closeup \" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/betsy-face-closeup-iphone-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m in jail&#8230; again. Dad&#8217;s got me locked up in my area and isn&#8217;t letting me out (except for short and closely supervised time in the morning and evening). I&#8217;m innocent, though! I was framed! It was, uh, some other bunny who peed on the carpet, not me! What&#8217;s that? Mumm said she saw [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[16,9,96,95,36],"class_list":["post-1642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-bad-bunny","tag-betsy","tag-bunny-jail","tag-lockdown","tag-naughty-bunnies"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-qu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}