{"id":1556,"date":"2013-04-12T15:30:59","date_gmt":"2013-04-12T19:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=1556"},"modified":"2013-03-31T16:24:09","modified_gmt":"2013-03-31T20:24:09","slug":"dont-touch-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2013\/04\/12\/dont-touch-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Touch Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t care how cute I look &#8211; NO TOUCHING.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"betsy in the sun by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/8509555723\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"betsy in the sun\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8108\/8509555723_3c54af31be_z.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, if you were to, say, put out a few treats for me, I might relax that rule&#8230; for just a little while, though.<\/p>\n<p>Just sayin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>-Betsy<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/betsy-face-closeup-iphone-e1264080407187.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"754\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2010\/01\/21\/letter-to-my-auntie\/betsy-face-closeup-iphone\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/betsy-face-closeup-iphone-e1264080407187.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"350,466\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 3GS&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1263862897&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.85&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;968&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.1&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"betsy face closeup \" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/betsy-face-closeup-iphone-e1264080407187.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-754\" alt=\"betsy face closeup \" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/betsy-face-closeup-iphone-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t care how cute I look &#8211; NO TOUCHING. On the other hand, if you were to, say, put out a few treats for me, I might relax that rule&#8230; for just a little while, though. Just sayin&#8217;. -Betsy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[9,39,20],"class_list":["post-1556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-betsy","tag-cute","tag-treats"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-p6","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}