{"id":15,"date":"2007-03-27T08:29:59","date_gmt":"2007-03-27T12:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2007\/03\/27\/the-couch\/"},"modified":"2007-11-25T11:33:37","modified_gmt":"2007-11-25T15:33:37","slug":"the-couch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2007\/03\/27\/the-couch\/","title":{"rendered":"The Couch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s this great spot to hide that my mom and dad have blocked off &#8211; it&#8217;s under the couch. It&#8217;s very nice under there &#8211; no one can find you! So recently I started chewing on the edge of the couch to get back under there. I found out that there is still some stuffing that I can pull out, and I had a great time making a huge mess of it all. It was great! It&#8217;s nice and dark under there, and I just love it.<\/p>\n<p>But then my dad found out about my work, and he scolded me. He tickled me until I ran out from under the couch (how he fit his huge hands under there I don&#8217;t know, but he did) and then he blocked it up again. He said, &#8220;Betsy, no more chewing on the couch! That&#8217;s what your play table and cottontail cottage are for!&#8221; I don&#8217;t understand, I was just playing. He says the same sort of things when I dig in my litter box. Maybe he&#8217;s never tried it himself, that&#8217;s why he doesn&#8217;t know how much fun it is!<\/p>\n<p>C&#8217;mon daddy, dig in the litterbox with me! It&#8217;s fun! And you just have to try chewing on the couch &#8211; it&#8217;s just the right texture!<\/p>\n<p>-Betsy<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/betsy_portrait.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Betsy\u2019s Portrait\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s this great spot to hide that my mom and dad have blocked off &#8211; it&#8217;s under the couch. It&#8217;s very nice under there &#8211; no one can find you! So recently I started chewing on the edge of the couch to get back under there. I found out that there is still some stuffing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[16,9,11],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","tag-bad-bunny","tag-betsy","tag-bunny-behavior"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-f","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}