{"id":1427,"date":"2012-07-15T10:28:45","date_gmt":"2012-07-15T14:28:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=1427"},"modified":"2012-07-15T10:28:45","modified_gmt":"2012-07-15T14:28:45","slug":"our-wild-cousins-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2012\/07\/15\/our-wild-cousins-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Our Wild Cousins"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dad was out for a walk yesterday when he stumbled across one of our rabbit training grounds, where we’re training our rabbit invasion army.<\/p>\n

The names of these wild bunnies have, of course, been changed to protect their identity.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"rabbit<\/a><\/p>\n

This is our crack special operative team, Mr. Rabbit and “Little Dude,” the groundhog demolition expert. They’re part of the first wave that will break into a house and liberate any carrots, treats, or imprisoned bunnies.<\/p>\n

\"wild<\/a><\/p>\n

Another one of our operatives, code-name “Doormouse,” keeping a close eye on dad & his stupid camera.<\/p>\n

\"wild<\/a><\/p>\n

When dad tried to escape, he found his path blocked by another operative, call-sign “Silverback.”<\/p>\n

\"wild<\/a><\/p>\n

When dad tried to edge closer, he was warned to “back off” by our drill sergeant, Mr. Tibbs.<\/p>\n

\"wild<\/a><\/p>\n

Code-name “Horatio” pauses before breaking out into a practice run.<\/p>\n

\"wild<\/a><\/p>\n

Naturally, we practice being super-stealthy as well. (We’re like fuzzy little ninjas.) Dad managed to catch one of our operatives getting ready to vanish into the underbrush.<\/p>\n

\"wild<\/a><\/p>\n

Once again, Mr. Tibbs is keeping a close eye on dad’s behavior. He was very lucky he made it out of here in one piece, actually, but he doesn’t know that. Stupid dad.<\/p>\n

\"wild<\/a><\/p>\n

Finally, dad gave up and left – under the watchful eyes of our sentries, of course!<\/p>\n

I told dad to keep this rabbit army in mind the next time he thinks about not giving me treats.<\/p>\n

-Gus<\/p>\n

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