{"id":1398,"date":"2012-05-09T07:13:30","date_gmt":"2012-05-09T11:13:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=1398"},"modified":"2012-05-05T15:22:57","modified_gmt":"2012-05-05T19:22:57","slug":"nobody-gets-to-see-the-great-and-powerful-gus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2012\/05\/09\/nobody-gets-to-see-the-great-and-powerful-gus\/","title":{"rendered":"Nobody gets to see the Great and Powerful Gus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you want to see the Great and Powerful Gus, you&#8217;ll have to get past my guard-bunny Betsy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"to get to gus, you must first get past betsy by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/7099882341\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5120\/7099882341_4390c5674a_z.jpg\" alt=\"to get to gus, you must first get past betsy\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You shall not pass! &#8230;Unless you have treats. Then you can pass.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"gus is not amused at betsy's quick abandonment of her guard post by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/6953812268\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5327\/6953812268_28a9a7e140_z.jpg\" alt=\"gus is not amused at betsy's quick abandonment of her guard post\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I think I need a new guard.<\/p>\n<p>-Gus<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1396\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2012\/05\/05\/were-still-here-3\/gus-portrait\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/gus-portrait.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"128,96\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"gus portrait\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/gus-portrait.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/gus-portrait.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1396\" title=\"gus portrait\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/gus-portrait.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"128\" height=\"96\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nobody gets to see the Great and Powerful Gus, not no-body not no-how!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[9,70,10],"class_list":["post-1398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-betsy","tag-guard-bunny","tag-gus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-my","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}