{"id":1384,"date":"2012-04-02T21:28:14","date_gmt":"2012-04-03T01:28:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=1384"},"modified":"2012-04-02T21:28:14","modified_gmt":"2012-04-03T01:28:14","slug":"is-dinner-ready-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2012\/04\/02\/is-dinner-ready-yet\/","title":{"rendered":"Is Dinner Ready Yet?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey dad, is dinner ready yet?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"is dinner ready yet by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/7040534199\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7083\/7040534199_52a0b57a1b.jpg\" alt=\"is dinner ready yet\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No, seriously, is dinner ready yet?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"betsy wants to know - where is dinner by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/6894438478\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7044\/6894438478_a87a4e51ee.jpg\" alt=\"betsy wants to know - where is dinner\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hey, are you listening?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"betsy glares while gus grooms by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/7040535597\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7137\/7040535597_dfa29aeabf.jpg\" alt=\"betsy glares while gus grooms\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Stop looking at Gus and listen to me. IS. DINNER. READY. YET??<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"betsy - up close and personal by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/6894440030\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7195\/6894440030_86c54d4a9d.jpg\" alt=\"betsy - up close and personal\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not coming out until dinner is served.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"where's betsy by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/7040537855\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7203\/7040537855_1290f062d1.jpg\" alt=\"where's betsy\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Is that dinner?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"here's betsy! by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/6894442316\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7046\/6894442316_39b3f48d8b.jpg\" alt=\"here's betsy!\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s dinner.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"betsy playing peek-a-boo by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/7040539527\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7231\/7040539527_53ffc61dff.jpg\" alt=\"betsy playing peek-a-boo\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>DINNER. NOW.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"betsy is not amused by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/7040540447\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7073\/7040540447_0a86540bff.jpg\" alt=\"betsy is not amused\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>(Dinner was served immediately after this. There are no pictures because dad no longer had the will to hold his camera in my direction.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>-Betsy<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"59\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2007\/12\/07\/moving-furniture\/betsys-new-portrait\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"143,136\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"Betsy&amp;#8217;s New Portrait\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-59\" title=\"Betsy's New Portrait\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"143\" height=\"136\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Betsy wants to know why dinner has not been served yet &#8211; because what Betsy wants, Betsy GETS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[9,46],"class_list":["post-1384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-betsy","tag-rabbit-disapproval"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-mk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}