{"id":133,"date":"2008-03-07T09:34:33","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T13:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/03\/07\/admit-nothing\/"},"modified":"2008-03-07T09:34:33","modified_gmt":"2008-03-07T13:34:33","slug":"admit-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/03\/07\/admit-nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"Admit Nothing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not admitting anything here, but last night we may or may not have gotten onto the couch, and&#8230; may or may not have peed on it. I&#8217;m not saying we did. And I&#8217;m not saying we didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>But just in case we did, Betsy hid in the dining room this morning when mom came out, and I acted very affectionate towards dad in hopes of distracting them.<\/p>\n<p>It didn&#8217;t work.<\/p>\n<p>This may or may not turn out well.<\/p>\n<p>-Gus<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" alt=\"Gus\u2019s Newer Portrait\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not admitting anything here, but last night we may or may not have gotten onto the couch, and&#8230; may or may not have peed on it. I&#8217;m not saying we did. And I&#8217;m not saying we didn&#8217;t. But just in case we did, Betsy hid in the dining room this morning when mom came [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[16,10],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","tag-bad-bunny","tag-gus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-29","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}