{"id":1243,"date":"2011-09-26T08:14:07","date_gmt":"2011-09-26T12:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=1243"},"modified":"2011-09-26T08:14:07","modified_gmt":"2011-09-26T12:14:07","slug":"its-international-rabbit-day-give-us-some-treats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2011\/09\/26\/its-international-rabbit-day-give-us-some-treats\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s International Rabbit Day; Give Us Some Treats"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today is International Rabbit Day<\/a>. Wait, isn’t every day “rabbit day” around here?<\/p>\n

And does this mean we get more treats today?<\/p>\n

\"any<\/a>Are there any treats over here?<\/p>\n

\"hi<\/a>Hey, dad… where are my treats? Don’t you know what day it is?<\/p>\n

\"why<\/a>No treats? I’m… very disappointed in you, dad.<\/p>\n

\"are<\/a>Look at poor Betsy, dad. She wants a treat. Won’t you give her (and me) one? I think it’d be in your best interest. If Betsy doesn’t get a treat, she might start hungerly eyeing mum’s shoes, if you know what I mean…<\/p>\n

\"no<\/a>C’mon dad, how can you say no to us?<\/p>\n

\"I'm<\/a>Oh, now you’ve done it. Betsy says “I’m over you, dad.” You’ve been snubbed.<\/p>\n

I’ll tell you what, dad… it’s a whole day event here. There had better be some more treats for us by the end of the day. That’s all I’m saying.<\/p>\n

Happy International Rabbit Day to everyone else…<\/p>\n

-Gus<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gus misses the point of International Rabbit Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[9,10,55,82,20],"class_list":["post-1243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-betsy","tag-gus","tag-holiday","tag-international-rabbit-day","tag-treats"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-k3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}