{"id":1222,"date":"2011-08-09T08:13:02","date_gmt":"2011-08-09T12:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=1222"},"modified":"2011-08-09T08:13:02","modified_gmt":"2011-08-09T12:13:02","slug":"eat-your-laptop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2011\/08\/09\/eat-your-laptop\/","title":{"rendered":"You don&#8217;t mind if I eat your laptop, do you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey mum, you don&#8217;t need this silly laptop, do you?<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"betsy examining laptop\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/6025602138\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6206\/6025602138_ca6cd5bed3.jpg\" alt=\"betsy examining laptop\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a> I didn&#8217;t think so.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"betsy examines laptop\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/6025601894\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6081\/6025601894_e829492130.jpg\" alt=\"betsy examines laptop\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a> <strong>*CHOMP*<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hmmm, that doesn&#8217;t taste very good, and I really can&#8217;t sink my teeth into it&#8230; stupid hard pastic.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I&#8217;ll just lick it a bit. We&#8217;ll say I&#8217;m &#8220;cleaning&#8221; it. Yeah, that works.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re welcome, mum.<\/p>\n<p>-Betsy<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"59\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2007\/12\/07\/moving-furniture\/betsys-new-portrait\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"143,136\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"Betsy&amp;#8217;s New Portrait\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-59\" title=\"Betsy's New Portrait\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"143\" height=\"136\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Betsy learns that laptops don&#8217;t taste very good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[9,11,34],"class_list":["post-1222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-betsy","tag-bunny-behavior","tag-destructo-bun"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-jI","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}