{"id":1206,"date":"2011-08-02T18:01:58","date_gmt":"2011-08-02T22:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=1206"},"modified":"2011-08-02T18:01:58","modified_gmt":"2011-08-02T22:01:58","slug":"girl-bunnies-dont-poop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2011\/08\/02\/girl-bunnies-dont-poop\/","title":{"rendered":"Girl Bunnies Don’t Poop?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Betsy is trying to claim that “girl bunnies don’t poop.” As you might expect, mum and dad don’t believe a word she says, and they keep encouraging her to poop (and eat).<\/p>\n

For the past week, dad has locked Betsy up in our area at night, while keeping me out. While this does<\/em> mean that I get free run of the whole house (including the bedroom!) at night, somehow I can’t bring myself to get too excited over it.<\/p>\n

Naturally, Betsy is not pleased at all<\/strong> about this situation – especially the “being picked up and syringe fed 3 times a day” bit. But dad and mum are keeping it up, and Betsy is keeping up the disapproval.<\/p>\n

\"betsy<\/a> Betsy appreciates all the good wishes we’ve gotten, although I think she would appreciate not being picked up and syringe-fed more. (Dad of course is a big softie and gets all choked up every time someone wishes Betsy well in the comments.)<\/p>\n

Dad promised her that he’d stop force-feeding her if she starts eating and pooping on her own, but so far the most she’s done is just nibbled some parsley here and there.<\/p>\n

As for the pooping thing, dad says I am not helping by using Betsy’s litterbox every chance I get and confounding his attempts to see if she’s pooped yet… but it’s my litterbox, too! That spare one he set up outside our area just isn’t the same!<\/p>\n

I’m sure Betsy will give in to dad’s demands eventually… somehow, he always wins. Must be something about being 10 times our size…<\/p>\n

-Gus<\/p>\n

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