{"id":1202,"date":"2011-07-27T20:50:41","date_gmt":"2011-07-28T00:50:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=1202"},"modified":"2011-07-27T20:50:41","modified_gmt":"2011-07-28T00:50:41","slug":"dad-i-hate-you-so-much-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2011\/07\/27\/dad-i-hate-you-so-much-right-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Dad, I Hate You So Much Right Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dad, I can&#8217;t believe you had the vet do this to me.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"betsy after surgery\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/5983232814\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6020\/5983232814_fa376f4946.jpg\" alt=\"betsy after surgery\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a> I hate you <strong>so much<\/strong> right now. Or, I would if I wasn&#8217;t so woozy from that stuff the vet gave me. What did she call it? Opiates? Why are there all these colors floating around?<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"betsy after surgery 2\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/5983232940\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6148\/5983232940_e4db685c7d.jpg\" alt=\"betsy after surgery 2\" width=\"500\" height=\"370\" \/><\/a> When I feel better dad, you are in <strong>so much trouble<\/strong>. And don&#8217;t even THINK about trying to syringe feed me again. I&#8217;ll eat when I&#8217;m good and ready &#8211; understand?<\/p>\n<p>Woah. I think I&#8217;m going to lie down for a bit.<\/p>\n<p>-Betsy<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"59\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2007\/12\/07\/moving-furniture\/betsys-new-portrait\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"143,136\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"Betsy&amp;#8217;s New Portrait\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-59\" title=\"Betsy's New Portrait\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"143\" height=\"136\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Betsy is SO not happy about her surgery.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[9,17,49],"class_list":["post-1202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-betsy","tag-bunny-health","tag-vet"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-jo","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}