{"id":1171,"date":"2011-06-15T08:15:06","date_gmt":"2011-06-15T12:15:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=1171"},"modified":"2011-06-15T08:15:06","modified_gmt":"2011-06-15T12:15:06","slug":"stop-touching-my-ears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2011\/06\/15\/stop-touching-my-ears\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop Touching My Ears!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I really don&#8217;t like the vet.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>She poked me, prodded me, felt every inch of my body (and especially my head), stuck things in my mouth, and most annoyingly, stuck things in my ears &#8211; and then put STUFF in my ears!<\/p>\n<p>And to make matters worse, now dad and mum are <em>picking me up <\/em>and putting stuff in my ears <em>twice every day<\/em>. For the next 2 weeks.<\/p>\n<p>Having stuff in my ear just feels <em>weird <\/em>and I have to shake my head after they put me down and fuss with my ear for a long while until I feel normal again.<\/p>\n<p>It is all <em>very <\/em>undignified. I strongly disapprove of all this treatment. But I will have my revenge &#8211; I will run away every time dad comes to pick me up. I will run all the way to the other side of the house, and then back again. I will not make it easy on dad! My hope is that eventually he will give up.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, now that the VET visit is over, I need to go sulk in my tunnel. Dad, you&#8217;d better stay away!!<\/p>\n<p>-Betsy<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"59\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2007\/12\/07\/moving-furniture\/betsys-new-portrait\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"143,136\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"Betsy&amp;#8217;s New Portrait\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-59\" title=\"Betsy's New Portrait\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"143\" height=\"136\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Betsy hates being treated in an undignified manner by the vet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[9,17,49],"class_list":["post-1171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-betsy","tag-bunny-health","tag-vet"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-iT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}