{"id":1168,"date":"2011-06-14T08:06:16","date_gmt":"2011-06-14T12:06:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=1168"},"modified":"2011-06-14T08:06:16","modified_gmt":"2011-06-14T12:06:16","slug":"facial-what-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2011\/06\/14\/facial-what-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Facial what now?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mum and dad think there&#8217;s something&#8230; not quite right with my lips. They think I look a little&#8230; &#8220;lop-sided.&#8221; Is that a pun? If so, I <em>really <\/em>disapprove of it.<\/p>\n<p>To add insult to&#8230; well, more insult, they picked me up and took a picture of my face (just after I had eaten, which explains the fur stains).<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"betsy - right lip abnormality-1\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/5832469934\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3333\/5832469934_61cd124d8d.jpg\" alt=\"betsy - right lip abnormality-1\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a> Apparently dad also sent this picture to the VET, and even she said something doesn&#8217;t look right. I think I overheard &#8220;facial paralysis?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In any case, dad is taking me to the vet today. Ha! That was a joke. You can TRY to take me to the vet, dad, but I&#8217;m going to thump and hide until you give up. Since I&#8217;ll win in the end, you might as well just forget about it. I don&#8217;t want to go to the vet. I hate the hour-long car ride. I hate the car ride, period. I hate the smell of the vet&#8217;s office. I don&#8217;t like being touched. I&#8217;m fine, just leave me alone!!<\/p>\n<p>I hope dad gets the message. If not, I will have some <em>serious <\/em>disapproving to do when we get back home.<\/p>\n<p>-Betsy<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"59\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2007\/12\/07\/moving-furniture\/betsys-new-portrait\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"143,136\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"Betsy&amp;#8217;s New Portrait\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-59\" title=\"Betsy's New Portrait\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/betsy-portrait.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"143\" height=\"136\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Betsy denies that there is anything wrong with her face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[9,17,49],"class_list":["post-1168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-betsy","tag-bunny-health","tag-vet"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-iQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}