{"id":1143,"date":"2011-05-09T07:58:52","date_gmt":"2011-05-09T11:58:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=1143"},"modified":"2011-05-09T07:58:52","modified_gmt":"2011-05-09T11:58:52","slug":"bunny-doorstop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2011\/05\/09\/bunny-doorstop\/","title":{"rendered":"Bunny Doorstop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I flopped down in front of the door to dad&#8217;s office. I haven&#8217;t done this in a while, but it always gets a good reaction from dad.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"gus flopped by my office door\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/5702725911\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3464\/5702725911_a09eb92c7f.jpg\" alt=\"gus flopped by my office door\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a> His first reaction to seeing this is usually to comment on how cute or handsome I am (well, <em>duh<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>But then after a while he starts to think about it more deeply. Since dad is usually working in his office, when I&#8217;m flopped out like this right behind him, he really starts thinking about how he&#8217;s working hard and I&#8217;m just flopped on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>This usually gets him pretty worked up. Once this happens, my mission is accomplished and I usually get up and hop away, possibly giving him a foot flick in the process (especially if he tried to pet me or something).<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s fun playing with dad&#8217;s emotions.<\/p>\n<p>-Gus<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"128\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2008\/02\/28\/dads-been-taking-pictures-again\/guss-newer-portrait\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"212,158\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"Gus&amp;#8217;s Newer Portrait\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-128\" title=\"Gus's Newer Portrait\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gus-portrait.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"212\" height=\"158\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gus pretends to be a doorstop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[11,10],"class_list":["post-1143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-bunny-behavior","tag-gus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-ir","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}