{"id":1038,"date":"2011-02-10T08:12:49","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T13:12:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=1038"},"modified":"2011-02-10T08:12:49","modified_gmt":"2011-02-10T13:12:49","slug":"problems-with-the-new-arrangement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2011\/02\/10\/problems-with-the-new-arrangement\/","title":{"rendered":"Problems with the new arrangement"},"content":{"rendered":"

There are some… problems with Betsy’s new arrangement of the Cottontail Cottage.<\/p>\n

Specifically, now it’s really hard for me <\/strong>to get at the hay!<\/p>\n

\"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

C’mon, how am I supposed to get at the hay now? Just look at it! \"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

I told dad to do something about it, but he just kept taking pictures. He is useless.<\/p>\n

So, I had to try getting at the hay myself.\"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

This is not easy… \"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

Well I got a little bit, but this is too much work, I think I need to go lie down. \"gus<\/a><\/p>\n

Ugh, what a mess. Dad, make yourself useful and just fix it for me while I lie here, OK? And be quick about it. And be quiet too. And, while you’re at it, bring me some treats. Got all that?<\/p>\n

Good.<\/p>\n

-Gus<\/p>\n

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Gus explains how Betsy’s recent redecorating causes some… problems.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[11,37,10],"class_list":["post-1038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-bunny-behavior","tag-destruction","tag-gus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-gK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1038"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}