{"id":1033,"date":"2011-02-08T08:30:58","date_gmt":"2011-02-08T13:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/?p=1033"},"modified":"2011-03-13T11:55:30","modified_gmt":"2011-03-13T16:55:30","slug":"structurally-compromised","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/2011\/02\/08\/structurally-compromised\/","title":{"rendered":"Structurally Compromised"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dad says I have structurally compromised our Cottontail Cottage:<\/p>\n

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\"betsy<\/a><\/p>\n

I don’t know what he’s talking about. CLEARLY <\/strong>this was the result of a severe bunquake; probably a 8.2 on the destructo-scale if you ask me.<\/p>\n

Interestingly, now that our Cottontail Cottage has toppled over, it’s even more fun! For example, now I can hide inside and <\/em>eat hay at the same time.<\/p>\n

\"betsy<\/a><\/p>\n

Nice! (Can you see me through the door?)<\/p>\n

\"betsy<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s still fun to poke my head out and see what’s going on. Oh, and by the way, dad gave me that hay-tube-thing the other day, saying that I needed something to “take my destructive tendencies out on.” Yeah, I don’t get what he’s talking about either.<\/p>\n

\"betsy<\/a><\/p>\n

The back side of the cottage is quite a mess – so much so that I wouldn’t allow dad back there to take photos (too dangerous).<\/p>\n

Dad thinks the house is a total loss; I think it can still be salvaged. (At least, until we lose another wall!)<\/p>\n

What do you think? Should we try to save the cottage, or just tear it down and get a new one?<\/p>\n

-Betsy<\/p>\n

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Betsy examines the destruction of the buns’ cardboard cottage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[9,43,37,34],"class_list":["post-1033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunny-life","category-pictures","tag-betsy","tag-bunny-toys","tag-destruction","tag-destructo-bun"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piorD-gF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1033"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}