{"id":7,"date":"2007-03-14T19:38:27","date_gmt":"2007-03-14T23:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/about-betsy\/"},"modified":"2016-09-11T17:16:40","modified_gmt":"2016-09-11T21:16:40","slug":"about-betsy","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/about-betsy\/","title":{"rendered":"About Betsy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>RIP Betsy: 2005-2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/betsy_portrait.jpg\" alt=\"Betsy\u2019s Portrait\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hello there stranger &#8211; my name is Betsy. Have I ever seen you before? I don&#8217;t think I have. I don&#8217;t like strangers much, but Gus assures me that this inter-web thing is quite safe for rabbits. He says, &#8220;on the Internet, nobody knows you&#8217;re a rabbit!&#8221; Well, we&#8217;ll see, Gus. We&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still getting used to living indoors &#8211; I used to live outside in a hutch, near my rabbit mom and dad. But these days I&#8217;m inside all the time with Gus and these two big people &#8211; my human mom and dad. It&#8217;s pretty nice here &#8211; I especially enjoy being under the bed &#8211; but I still don&#8217;t think there&#8217;s enough places for a rabbit to hide. Though maybe that&#8217;s just me.<\/p>\n<p>For some reason I have the nickname &#8220;Destructo-Bunny.&#8221; I don&#8217;t really know why. I may have chewed a few things in my time, but I&#8217;m a rabbit! That&#8217;s what rabbits do! I don&#8217;t know what all the fuss is about.<\/p>\n<p>Oh &#8211; I think someone is coming; time to go back under the bed! Bye-bye!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RIP Betsy: 2005-2015 Hello there stranger &#8211; my name is Betsy. Have I ever seen you before? I don&#8217;t think I have. I don&#8217;t like strangers much, but Gus assures me that this inter-web thing is quite safe for rabbits. He says, &#8220;on the Internet, nobody knows you&#8217;re a rabbit!&#8221; Well, we&#8217;ll see, Gus. We&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-7","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/PiorD-7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}