For those people who actually “celebrate” Valentine’s day, here’s a couple o' sappy, lovey-dovey, deeply “red” wallpapers fer yer (or yer significant other’s) enjoyment.
Oh fer heaven’s sake. If ye MUST have somethin' t' mark this day…
Previous Posts from Valentine’s Day:
- Desktop Madness Vol. 8
- Instapundit – Valentine’s Day Thoughts on Marriage
- A Poem
- And just fer good measure, th' same poem again
And Finally, a Geeky Valentine’s Day Wallpaper:
(p.s. – If ye’re lookin' fer more Valentine’s Day related stuff, check out me Valentine’s Day tag collection. You’re welcome.)
In celebration o' Valentine’s day, here’s a shy, sad little cat lass, who wants t' be a nurse or somethin', and a bottle of rum! Awww.
Where do I find this stuff?
Oh yeah, that’s right – I find it on weird image boards like 4chan.org. Still, if ye’re like me and ye have an obsession fer wallpapers, ye can’t go wrong with image boards, ye scurvey dog. (Actually, ye can – just… awww nevermind!)
This o' course is a link t' a link t' an article about somethin', but what th' heck, why not spread th' love?
Anyway – gettin' back t' it – this is a good article, and a very good read fer anyone, no matter what side o' th' marriage “argument” (if I may use th' term) ye might be on. Good stuff.
I post this poem every year, because I’m a geek. And because geeks are traditionally bitter & cranky on this day each year, fer reasons that should be fairly obvious. And hoist the mainsail, by Davy Jones' locker! Of course, I’m not really bitter or cranky (though there WAS no hot water this mornin', so maybe I am…) but I’m goin' t' post it just th' same. Aarrr! So if ye’re bitter or cranky today, read this and then go sulk somewhere, pass the grog! Yaaarrrrr! Enjoy!
“Fuck Valentines Day”
Hearts and roses and kisses galore…
What th' hell is all that shit fer?
People get mushy and start actin' queer
It is definitely th' most annoyin' day o' th' year
This day needs t' get th' hell o'er with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass
I’ll spend th' day so drunk I can’t speak
And wear all black fer th' rest o' th' week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doin' is tryin' t' get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock o' shit
So here’s me story…what else can I say?
Love bites me ass…Fuck Valentines Day!