From Painless Bug Tracking @ Joel on Software:
If you don’t specify what you expected to see, I may not understand why this is a bug. The splash screen has blood on it. So what? I cut my fingers when I was coding it. What did you expect? Ah, you say that the spec required no blood! Now I understand why you consider this a bug.
This sort of stuff cracks me up, but you may need to be a software developer for it to be funny.
A great sig, found once again on Slashdot:
Oh look, its my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me.
From a post on Slashdot:
Son… this is the honest truth about the universe:
The universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Your little friends might laugh at you when you tell them, but trust me… pretty much all us grown-ups actually believe this is true.
So true, so true…
Some people are going to be totally lost when they see this.
I was NOT one of those people. I literally laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.
The images in this skit were taken from the game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney for the Nintendo DS, and the soundtrack is from a skit done by a group called The Frantics.
Enjoy.
I’m sorry, but these really do make me laugh when I run across them:
I’m not tense. I’m just terribly, terribly, alert.