A Programmer’s Prayer

Posted in Fun Stuff, Technology on June 16th, 2004 by Keithius – Be the first to comment

Blessed be, the caffeine which giveth me alertness and maketh my code appear clear.

Oh holy liquid of many forms, thy presence in my blood doth fill me with joy.

Blessed also are the many fast-food items which THE LORD CAPITALISM has seen fit to bestow upon me.

Pizza, burgers, and fries – the sustenance upon which I, the most humble (and poor) programmer doth survive.

Thank thee, oh golden arches, oh golden crown, oh red-headed lady, for thy bounty at this time.

DIG IN!

-Keithius

Bush’s Erratic Behavior Worries White House Aides

Posted in Politics on June 9th, 2004 by Keithius – Be the first to comment

Bush’s Erratic Behavior Worries White House Aides

I dunno if this is totally true or not, but even if it’s a little true, it’s very disturbing. We’re fighting a war against religous extreemists, while our leader is… …a religious extreemist. Hmmm…

-Keithius

Damn Penguins…

Posted in Rants, Technology on May 26th, 2004 by Keithius – Be the first to comment

I’ve been spending the better part of the last two weeks struggling with penguins. Ok, so I don’t mean the real birds – I mean Linux, the cool & froody Operating System that I love & support. Unfortunately, though setting up a linux box for home or office use is quite easy, setting one up to be a secure web & database server is a bit more difficult.

First, some history:

Sanctuary continues to live in my office – the computer that was outdated back in 1998 continues to serve a useful purpose even today. Originally, Sanctuary was my personal computer – the replacement for the wimpy IBM Aptiva that I had freshman year. When I used it, it ran Windows 98, but eventually it went the way of the dinosaurs, and was reborn as a linux box back in 1999 – 2000 (or somewhere thereabouts). Since it was a fairly stable PC, running a Pentium 233 MMX processor with a whopping 64 megs of RAM, it was perfectly happy running those early versions of Red Hat Linux. Eventually it even found life as a PC for my roomate-at-the-time, Dave – running Linux (again), of course.

After I moved to Fitchburg, Sanctuary found a third life as a disposable PC – something that I would install Windows 98 on, test my software product on (Windows 98 is the lowest platform we support), and then re-format it before testing again. It even became a PC for Amanda’s use during this time – though honestly, she hardly ever used it.

After my company moved into REAL office space (here in Fitchburg, as I have blogged before), Sanctuary moved with us. When we needed a secure, stable web & database server, the only possible answer was Sanctuary. Since we needed a “secure” web server, a Windows-based box was out of the question. So, after some research into what’s new in Linux these days, Sanctuary was reborn as a Debian linux server – to be loaded with Apache (web server), MySQL (database server), SSL (secure sockets layer, used for secure web transactions), and PHP (web scripting language).

Now, you’d think it would be easy to do all this, since Linux has come so far since the “old” days.

Well, the answer is NO. And that’s why Linux on the desktop and in the office is still a ways off – and why Micro$loth still rakes in the dough – don’t dump your stock just yet.

Firstly, getting Apache + SSL to work together is a chore. The usual way to do things under linux is to download the source code & compile stuff yourself. That’s all well and fine – after all, I am an accomplished programmer and am quite happy compiling my own programs – but these aren’t little programs, they’re BIG programs – and I have never gotten the hang of makefiles, which is what tells the compiler what to compile & how to put it all together.

First mistake on my part: I tried to combine the downloadable Debian packages for Apache & SSL with source-code compiled PHP and MySQL. The reason? Well, I wanted to be sure I had the latest versions, and the pre-made self-installing Debian packages were not always the latest version. Well, now I know getting those two things – pre-made packages & self-compiled programs – to work together is near impossible. Scratch that idea.

Second mistake: I tried to download & compile EVERYTHING. It actually worked quite well, up to a point. The problems happened when I tried to compile Apache itself, with the SSL (OpenSSL & mod_ssl, if you want to know) module. I just kept getting errors – strange errors too, about files that were present being missing, and constants not being defined. No help from google on this one, so I gave up.

Finally, I installed everything using the Debian package manager – and it worked (thank god). So now I can settle down to getting the data imported into the database & set up the website and other things. Thus ends my affair with the penguin.

Still, even after all this, I still think linux is a totally cool & froody OS; I mean, it runs quite happily on this ancient hardware I have (albeit slowly), and even when I manage to crash things (and crash them good), the OS itself keeps on chugging. And even through all these installs & uninstalls, NO REBOOTS WERE REQUIRED. Now THAT’S cool.

Amanda’s home early tonight, so that’s all the time I have for bloggification. Until next time…

-Keithius

A Fine Spring Morning

Posted in Poems on May 18th, 2004 by Keithius – Be the first to comment

I’m very happy this morning.
The world crackles with energy.
The smells of things to come,
The feeling that something is about to happen,
Are in the air.

I think I have to sneeze.

The Evil Day Star

Posted in Fun Stuff, Personal on May 2nd, 2004 by Keithius – Be the first to comment

This is SO me.

Penny Arcade

-Keithius


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