Coffee Drinker’s Mantra

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,

It is by the beans of Java that the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

I just like the sound of that. :)


A Programmer’s Prayer

Blessed be, the caffeine which giveth me alertness and maketh my code appear clear.

Oh holy liquid of many forms, thy presence in my blood doth fill me with joy.

Blessed also are the many fast-food items which THE LORD CAPITALISM has seen fit to bestow upon me.

Pizza, burgers, and fries – the sustenance upon which I, the most humble (and poor) programmer doth survive.

Thank thee, oh golden arches, oh golden crown, oh red-headed lady, for thy bounty at this time.