Shadow Government Puppet Show

Shadow Government Puppet Show

Highly amusing. There are even secrets in the animation, if you click in the right spots. I haven’t found them all yet, but after you watch it once, you might want to go back and watch it again, and see where you can click. It’s fun!

Coffee Drinker’s Mantra

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,

It is by the beans of Java that the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

I just like the sound of that. :)

-Keithius

A Programmer’s Prayer

Blessed be, the caffeine which giveth me alertness and maketh my code appear clear.

Oh holy liquid of many forms, thy presence in my blood doth fill me with joy.

Blessed also are the many fast-food items which THE LORD CAPITALISM has seen fit to bestow upon me.

Pizza, burgers, and fries – the sustenance upon which I, the most humble (and poor) programmer doth survive.

Thank thee, oh golden arches, oh golden crown, oh red-headed lady, for thy bounty at this time.

DIG IN!

-Keithius

Mornings are the Devil

Truly.

Mornings are the Devil

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Sinfest

Ciao.

-Keithius