New Jersey Slogans

The other day I was trying to come up with some slogans for New Jersey, since everyone seems to have a bad opinion of the place.

Though I’m not sure if these slogans will help New Jersey’s reputation very much!

"New Jersey: Come for the shore, stay stuck in traffic for 6 hours." #njslogans
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"New Jersey: At least you don't have to pump your own gas!"
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"New Jersey: Living in the shadow of New York since 1787"
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"New Jersey: It's not THAT bad!"
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"New Jersey: It's more than just Newark and the gloomy bits of the Turnpike!"
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