The Fundamental Difference Between New Jersey and Massachusetts Drivers
I’ve finally figured it out - the fundamental difference between Massachusetts drivers (of which I am, sadly, one) and New Jersey drivers (which I have been spending a lot of time around lately, for obvious reasons).
I’ve complained before that there’s something unnerving about going to a part of the country where people drive differently. People complain about it as well, without knowing it - it’s why people from other states are always proclaimed to be too slow, too stupid, or whatever. It doesn’t matter where you’re from; people from other states always suck.
However - in this case, I’m just dealing with the two states I have experience with - Massachusetts and New Jersey. Here’s what I’ve come up with:
New Jersey Drivers are suicidal; Massachusetts drivers are homicidal.
When you think about it, it really works well. I’ll leave it to you to think of all the implications. 
